tortetts

haha got you asshole

i fooled you bc i told you tortetts

by fooled you April 2, 2021

Torbert

A group of monkeys being racist towards each other.

Mommy look it’s torbert

by BigDickDaddyboi March 28, 2022

TORYETTES

The overwhelming urge to shout expletives wherever a Tory speaks.

My toryettes kicked in on the last pm's question time, I shouted fuck off and die you bumbling cockwomble at the TV.

by StormyTeez September 4, 2022

torretto

A handsome charming guy. Who is serious, funny and down to ride for whom he loves. He's often "DONE" or "DEAD". Can be an asshole if provoked. Tread lightly when around him.

This is my friend, his name is TORRETTO.

by Lovelyduzit January 25, 2023

Toretto shake

Where a girl straddles an open Corona beer bottle and someone shoves it in and out rapididly as to shake up the beer then have the foam explode inside her.

The feeling of that toretto shake left my legs shaking

by Jose Carlos Rivera November 28, 2023

torettoing

The act of respecting family obligations and time with your family

Hey can you hang out later today? The Celtics-Pacers game is gonna be a banger later.

Man I would really love to, but my family would like me possibly to be around later. I’m probably torettoing tonight.

by Kid Curry May 25, 2024

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020