Toobin

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call
Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.
by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021
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He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.
by some_idiot666 October 20, 2020
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Toobining

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting
by The Billman October 20, 2020
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Toobined

When a person is exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom call
Holy crap... we were on the call today and got Toobined by Sam
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Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.
Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.
by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
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Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”
by iAMGorman October 20, 2020
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