Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

Going to see a man about a horse by Open Side September 21, 2009

Talk to a man about a horse 

Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business

What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse

Talk to a man about a horse by Novanityboy September 13, 2022

Talk to a man about a horse 

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

Talk to a man about a horse by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run by PPHal December 12, 2023

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse! by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

talk to the horses 

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

talk to the horses by ehup November 26, 2003

helping herself to a snack 

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

helping herself to a snack by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006