titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021

Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.

Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025