tiddlywink

a derogatory term for a Caucasian person.

that lazy tiddlywink needs to get a job.

by Supergoof7 July 4, 2011

Tiddlywink

An incredibly small amount of liquid

And he only gace her two tiddlywinks of cum!

by Mr.FreakingStevens April 8, 2019

Tiddlywink

A rainbow-colored parachute pants wearing weirdo with long, messy hair and a screechy, high-pitched and whiny voice.

My brother is a Tiddlywink.

by Your Mother's Daddy July 4, 2016

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

by Egoiste April 30, 2010

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.

Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

by thetrollwashereagain August 21, 2013

2 tiddlywinks

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.

Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.

by Maylain November 14, 2005