thwapt

The art of slapping one's package, balls and all, on a flat, hard surface. i.e. your co-worker's desk

Johnny was giving me the what-for so I thwapt his desk to get his attention.

by The Velvet Hammer October 21, 2003

thwapt

Past tense of thwap...thwap being a sound produced when the back of the hand makes contact with the chest/stomach area of a fully clothed person (when the thwapee is nude, it really rends to be more of a thmak) It describes a person who has just recieved a thwap.

Hey, I've just been thwapt by that random man on the metro...

by Lara October 22, 2003

thwapt

The sound my foot makes when I step on an ant, or gary coleman.

that was bad, so unfunny....

by anyone know me? October 22, 2003

Thwip

A whip with a modular end.

“Thwip me with that enormous ribbed rubber hand.”

by SP6 July 1, 2019

Thwip

Softer version of a thwoorp

No t no shade no pink lemonade *thwip*

by marchingtuba November 18, 2017

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.

"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"

by Jon October 22, 2003

thwapt

The sound that an above average in size penis makes as it hits something. Generaly, another person or some inanimate object.

"Lets get ready to rummble baby"
*snap*
*zipppp*
*pulls out penis*
*thwapt* (hits leg, near the knee)
*insert*
*mst mst mst mst*
*pulls out*
*thwatp* (hits some surface, generaly bed)
*puts away*
*ziipppp*
*snap*

*pat pat pat*
*flick*
*cig, gets lit*
*puff puff*
*aaaahh*
*roll over*
*Zzzz*

by Jack O'monny October 22, 2003