rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

Trumbower

Something or someone that looked good on paper but turned out to be a worthless disappointment.

I understand why they recruited that dude, but geez, he turned out to be a real trumbower.

Thanks for getting me into that Blackstone stock. What a fucking trumbower that turned out to be.

by Driftless May 15, 2023

trumbone

When someone licks a man Butthole while they stroke the mans penis

Nothing gets you going like a women giving you a trumbone

by eroc September 23, 2003

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)

dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore

by c knock April 11, 2006

trumboner

Being obsessed with the school band.

Jake has a trumboner. He ditched us to go to the school band concert.

by Naved July 16, 2010