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Pythagorean Theron

"Help im dying"

"ok but did you know that the Pythagorean Theron is A^2+B^2=C^2"
by Xdank_math_teacherX June 8, 2018
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Theon'd

The forced removal of one's genitalia.
Man, I wish that chick would've only taken my kidney, but I totally got Theon'd.
by Clarkcsm May 20, 2013
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Theona

A human who is usually a girl. She is a very kind person, and a daredevil at times. A very fun person to be around when she is in a good mood, but don't push your luck by teasing or bullying her.
Emily: Hey Theona!
Theona: Hey Emily!
Emily: I had a really fun time last night at your sleepover!
Theona: Yeah, it was really fun. We should do it again some time!
by DJ.T3K July 13, 2011
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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The Ron Pizer shot

The photographic method of taking a group photo of yourself and others provided your arm is long enough.
Rather than bothering the drunk guy at the bar to take a group photo, you opted to go with the Ron Pizer shot.
by Radiowaves February 3, 2013
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