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I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

that's all there is to it 

That's it.
You can't say anything else/more about it.
That's all you know.
-Monica is moving to London.
-Why?
-I don't know. That's all there is to it.

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday 

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.
Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.

It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening? 

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333

obviously there is no truth to it 

‘UMM IT’S A FUNNY THING. PEOPLE CAN BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... (further on in the interview) BUT OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO THRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY’ ~ louis tomlinson.

how does he expect us to even slightly believe that. this is a quote from an interview that has been recently taken down 😃. this was to TRY to deny larry stylinson (ship between louis tomlinson and harry styles) but it OBVIOUSLY did not work because non of us larries were convinced 😃. antis try to come at us with this interview as proof but after they see it not even they can believe how bad both of them are at lying.
me: larry is fake. OBVIOUSLY THERE IS NO TRUTH TO IT OBVIOUSLY

my friend who is fed up with me quoting 1d and larry but now knows everything: all payne no liam