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1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"
by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008
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Person that skimps by whilst living on a ship. Generally describes pirates who are very poor and rarely acquire booty.
Jack Sparrow is the Pauper of the Surf, The Jester of Tortuga.
by SalisburySwaggggggg June 9, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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