slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.

Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.

by Toee August 28, 2006

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012

The Panda

Slang term for genetal herpes. Looks Cute and cuddly on the outside, but "The Panda" can be mean and vicious.

1) I slept with this hot chick last night, but the bitch gave me the panda

2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...

3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda

4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it

5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...

by x_hunter_x March 27, 2011

The Paddy

the myth revolving around gingers stating that a gingers brightly coloured hair radiates heat.

I think he suffers with, The Paddy.

by LaughingLady May 8, 2010

The Panda Sneeze

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze

I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?

by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 13, 2006