fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth 

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

Toughest motherfucker on the planet 

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!

“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”

Toughest motherfucker on the planet by CallmePapa September 14, 2018

The 4 Levels of A Motherfucker 

The 1st level is a basic douche - a guy who thinks he's so smooth and enjoys doing things to get attention like making a fool of himself.
The 2nd level is an asshole- a guy who is has an inflated ego who is totally self centered.
The 3rd level is a dickhole - A guy who also has an inflated ego but has an even bigger over inflated ego. These ones you need to be careful of because they're contagious.
The last level: Motherfucker- These ones are a combination of all and also the mother of all of them. They act like a fool to get a girl's attention. They also will try to ruin your reputation and will quickscope you on COD

The 4 levels of a motherfucker are contagious.

The 4 Levels of A Motherfucker by MaDawgTT February 6, 2015

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person 1: silly motherfucker with his arms in the air

person 2: fucking wilbur stan

silly motherfucker with his arms in the air by issis6 April 22, 2021

The piccolo player is a motherfucker 

used to describe when a person is not fully in a conversation or walks in on a conversationa dn only catches the end of them conversation or the last sentence.

Don walks in the room.

"And she ws like 'hell yeah I ride those too.'" Jake states

"What?!" Don asks.

"The piccolo player is a motherfucker." Jeremy says.

The piccolo player is a motherfucker by DragonOutlawKing May 3, 2009

Get on the back half of that motherfucker 

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

Get on the back half of that motherfucker by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

what the motherfuck 

A phrase uttered when no other forms of expression suffice. Used to describe a situation that is larger than one person, completely out of control and beyond explanation.

What the motherfuck. That situation was FUBAR.

what the motherfuck by Hoops gza June 19, 2011