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Miles The Salmon

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A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet
by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
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the oh-fuck milisecond

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The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.
-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there
by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009
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10 miles in the snow

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Apparently how far every parent and grandparents had to walk in order to get to school. Usually without shoes.
Told to ungrateful children.
Douche-Yo dad where's my ride? You better get me that car I wanted.
Father-You should appreciate what you have now. When I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles in the snow with no shoes to get to school.
by Miss Potato Head September 15, 2010
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When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake
I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!
by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024
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When someone is doubting your ability to succeed on any given task. I.e. when you're trying to start a fire at a bonfire and your friend insists that you'll never get it started or going.
Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."
by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.
Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by that-spooky-kid November 3, 2010
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