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The Ronald McDonald

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While having sex with someone doggie style (from behind), one reaches forward and inserts their fingers into the corners of the reciever's mouth. One then pulls back on the corners of the reciever's mouth effectively creating a large smile resembling that of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot for McDonalds.
Billy was doing Sarah last night and decided she needed to cheer up, so he gave her The Ronald McDonald. It didn't work!
by BDT of Utah March 16, 2009
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The Holy McDonald

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When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022
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The Norm MacDonald

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When the male wears a funny ten gallon cowboy hat and makes the female wear a fake moustache while doin' her doggystyle.

Perferably in front of a large mirror.
"Remember that fake moustache I bought? I pulled The Norm MacDonald with it yesterday."
by wauCHAWH December 28, 2009
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The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.
by Mormon X August 2, 2010
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The Old Macdonald

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When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.
Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!
by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010
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The Tom Macdonald

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When in the middle of sex, you start rambling about politics with most of what you're saying being wrong.
"I heard she has aids bro, you need to pull The Tom Macdonald."
by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022
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