Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg is the strongest army on the internet. If you are one of Greg, you are immune to all diseases and you will live forever.

(Danny Gonzalez is the owner of the army. He is the reincarnation of Jesus.)

Guy 1: Are you part of Greg?
Guy 2: I'm not. What is Greg?
Guy 1: Greg is the strongest army on the internet. You will be immortal if you join Greg. The only thing you have to give up is your oil and tobacco.

by greg4life November 12, 2018

Some Person on the Internet

Right-wing extremist animation YouTuber who is kind of a simp but that's ok.

Person 1: Hey, what's that YouTuber who makes dead silent animations expressing his far-right political views?
Person 2: Which one...?
Person 1: The one we watched yesterday when a furry recommended him to us.
Person 2: Oh yeah, Some Person on the Internet.

by m2345m April 13, 2021

Strongest Army On The Internet

Greg

Person #1: What is the strongest army on the internet ?
Person #2: Greg

by iwatchtoomuchyoutube January 24, 2021

scour the internet

To intensively search the Internet by means of search engines and social media.

I will scour the Internet for information on that subject.

by Renzohouston December 28, 2015

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

sarcasm on the internet

Sarcasm on the internet is like winking on the phone.

On chat...

Girl: I really like you.
Boy1: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy2 PM-ing to Boy1: Watch out, remember the sarcasm on the internet thing.

by Barracuda47 October 1, 2008

Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.

So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies

by fluffypenis August 13, 2017