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Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".
Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"
by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007
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sideways hokey pokey

"damn that chick is hot, i'd do the sideways hokey pokey with her all night long."
by bernsy February 27, 2008
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Horizontal Hokey Pokey

The act of or engaging in Sex.
"I walked into my house and i could tell my parents were doing some c-razzzzzy horizontal hokey pokey!"
by lauRgasm April 25, 2005
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Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.
Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.
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ghetto hokey pokey

An number of line dances usually done at parties, weddings, family reunions, etc. Not necessarily relegated to the ghetto, trailer parks or barn dances; these dances are generally performed by persons of all races and social standings at various get togethers.

For Example:
- Cincinnati Stomp
- Electric Slide
- Cha Cha Slide
- Cupid Shuffle
- Achy Breaky
- Boot Scoot Boogie

Not to exclude other certain dances which may be danced as line dances but also have partner-style or solo variations

- The Hustle
- Love Slide
- Crip Walk
1. "Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Criss Cross. Everybody clap your hands. I know the Ghetto Hokey Pokey when I see it."
- Cedric the Entertainer, Kings of Comedy

2. Khaki Country
Gap Ad to song "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

3. Doing the C-walk is gone get y'all beat down.

4. Did you see them doing that old school dance The Hustle in "Saturday Night Fever"? John Travolta was the man.
by CristalShandaLear January 21, 2008
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lunchtime hokey pokey

The act of leaving school with one's partner to engage in sexual play.
John: My girlfriend and I got caught sneaking out of school for some lunchtime hokey pokey.
George: Now THAT'S what it's all about.
by Michelle Marks December 5, 2007
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gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.
"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."
by casserole42069 May 8, 2017
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