gout

gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross

"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."

by DianaBear<3 December 13, 2006

gout

to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)

John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!

by OPPuknoMe May 3, 2007

clam gout

getting gout of the jaw joint from excessive cunt eating

Hi Bwad, how are you?
I have a saw jaw Glinn.
You been chewing on your mums piss flaps again?
No, on your old ladys wizard sleeve.
Oh, you've got clam gout you fat fuck.

by royloyd January 21, 2014

Deja Gout

Like Deja Vu but with taste. When you burp and it tastes of what you ate earlier, so you get a reminder of something you already tasted. (Pronounced day-zhar goo).

Person 1: (*burps*)"Mmm, chicken"
Person 2: "Ah, deja gout!"

by Lexiconk May 2, 2011

may gout

originating from mattapan, this word was formed in the desperate attempt to correctly pronounce make out while smoking a virginia slim.

"may gout with me, please?"

by candi widda i November 30, 2007

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010