Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

The Three Gordon Rules

Rules used to create an immersive first-person video game.

1) make the protagonist silent
2) keep the cutscenes in first person

3) make sure the levels and maps flow seamlessly with one another.

"Valve's games pulled their players into their stories and worlds in amazing ways using a wide range of techniques, most of which we've boiled down into what we call The Three Gordon Rules!"
-- Hunt Down The Freeman - Just Bad Games

by The Logical Fallacy February 18, 2023

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

the Jake and Gordy experience

two cool kids in my english class who made up a band and everyone thinks it is funny. rock on guys

the jake and gordy experience is the bese pseudo-band ever

by j-rob mad fresh June 18, 2010

Gordy The Hobo

A lonely hobo that wanders the streets at night scrounging around for food and to fine a shelter to seek refuge in for the night.

hey Gordy ... I'm going to burn down your cardboard box.

by Nitz June 28, 2003

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022