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Smugglers of the Galaxy 

Often zitty faced boys gather to play fantasy games where they can prettend to actually be athletic and talk to good looking women. Similar games include: "Dungeons and Dragons", "What would I do if actually had a girlfriend", "Smell my fart", and "Look at the size of my bugar"
Hey, obviously we aren't doing anything Fridaynight, lets sit in my mom's basement and play "Smugglers of the Galaxy"
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Not the brightest star in the galaxy 

someone who is extremely dumb and incompetent
Anthony not the brightest star in the galaxy

I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy 

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy
Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*