I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
Get the Free-birdingmug. by AltairAerospace October 7, 2023
Get the Free Birdmug. 1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
Get the Free Birdmug. i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird
by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023
Get the the free birdmug. the worst thing to call someone worse than a slur it is to describe a terrible person or things just like the garbage movie free birds
by lost-kin February 6, 2023
Get the free birdsmug. When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.
Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.
See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left
Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.
See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left
"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."
by lordg52 June 9, 2022
Get the Free Birding an Intersectionmug. a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature
person 1: hey dude why did you do that?
person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024
Get the drop a deuce, free a birdmug.