Stab the Camel 

Do it right

Pennsylvania street slang derived from Camel Crush cigarettes where one has to stab the filter with a nail to crush the flavor pellet.

Get it done
Order: Stab the Camel!
Reply: On it!

Stab the Camel by RiverTeam November 14, 2019

The Spitting Camel 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

The Spitting Camel by mopper January 11, 2011

The Smoked Camel Burp 

What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

The Smoked Camel Burp by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokey Camel Burp 

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

The Smokey Camel Burp by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Smokie Camel Burp 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to consumer elctronics.

Person 1: Are you addicted to consumer electronics?
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: So, I will call you "The Smokie Camel Burp".

The Smokie Camel Burp by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

When's the last time you came? 

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

When's the last time you came? by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

Licking the camels back

The feeling you have in your mouth the morning after drinking most of a bottle of Kinsey vodka . Like licking the back of a Saharen camel with extremely coarse and dry hair.

Philip: I'm so hungover after those two pints last night.
Dave: Ya feels like I was licking the camels backW.B Yeats.

Licking the camels back by Obair lamh January 27, 2010