Shut the box

A legendary and mysterious sexual act.Immensely pleasurable sexual activity mainly involving one male and one female; sometimes male on male or female on female. Most people will never experience the pleasure brought on by shutting te box in their lives

Dude, last night I shut the box so hard with Jenny. She didn't even know her name when we were done.

by Donkeys4423 November 14, 2010

Spear the Box

Term that defines the act of loading a bar’s juke box with horrible music just prior to your departure. This technique causes the remaining bar patrons to suffer through up to dozen horrible songs in rapid succession. The term ‘Spear’ refers to Britney Spears because several of her songs are commonly used when Spearing the Box. The most commonly used song is ‘…baby one more time’ because of the repeated chorus, ‘Hit me baby one more time’. After the 12th time this song is played even die hard patrons will flee from any bar.

I was at the brew pub last night and some dick kept playing country songs. So I said F this nonsense, I Speared the Box, and headed for home.

Or

Lets roll out of this dive... Ok give me a minute to Spear the Box.

by Kiffemt172 July 12, 2011

Fuck Shit Bitch in the Box

This is simply another name for Jack in the Box.

"Man I'm hungry, lets go to fuck shit bitch in the box"

by big JP June 12, 2008

strong in the box

A soccer player who looms as a strong and aggressive threat inside the opposition box.

"gee wizz, timmy cahill was strong in the box tonight"

by ttttttttttttttttt June 15, 2006

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

skate in the box

Skate in the box: a term used in roller derby to describe a particular type of fall where a skater falls with her lady area directly on top of her skate or wheel (or another skater’s skate or wheel). This type of injury leads to pain that is both distracting and excruciating.

last night i got a skate in the box, good thing i'm not getting laid.

by maimsey October 20, 2007

Shut the box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night... or at least until 4:20 pm.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"paul, hurry up and shut the box so we can go shower together you queer"
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night"

by DarkMobius October 23, 2008