Raphaellium the Volcano

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Appearance: A "man" (which was a volcano before) with glasses
Living years: Born as a volcano in 570 B.C, died as a volcano in A.D 2, then came to life again as a volcano in A.D. 1987 till A.D. 2007, and at last transfigured to be a boy in A.D. 2007

Student A: I love Raphaellium the Volcano
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck November 26, 2019

joe versus the volcano

When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."

by Albert V. October 10, 2008

The Vulcann

a selfish and persistent spammer who keeps spamming discussions on fandom. he harasses other fandom users and impersonates other users on the site.

The Vulcann is whining about his ban on discord like a 12 year old baby

by 1 + 1 = 2 April 10, 2022

The Vulcanhello

Vomiting in a gaping asshole

Yo, she passed out and I gave her the Vulcanhello just like I gave Chang

by _The_Absolute_Truth_ April 19, 2023

The Volcano

This dog we met one time.

I love petting The Volcano.

by VesuviusBoy November 14, 2021

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Shaving the volcano

The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.

“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”

Shaving the volcano

by CryptoZog December 12, 2024