surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

tide on the go

The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

by Wang Willy March 17, 2012

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.

I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.

by hahahlol45678987654 February 19, 2011

tides low, crabs are on the rocks

1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.

2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.

1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"

2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"

by Azerial October 7, 2005