smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

the queens

the apartments of fuck up in yuba city. on any given day you can find doucey boy, PBJ, happy g, dookie b, smokes, joey, teezy, ryan, the other ryan, and jennifer posted at the mailboxes or the park, usually drunk, smacked, high, or a combination of the threeApartments where everyone posts up at even though they dont live there

Damn, theyre smacked hella hard at the queens giggin and drinkin 40s! Dookie B: Aye PBJ u seen nigga woods or smokes?PBJ: yee dawgie dawg, they just mobbed to teezys to get a bluntDookie B: I was just over there and the said you were the the queens yadida?

by Dookie_B October 24, 2008

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

by Troy2480 September 27, 2006

THE queens English

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Mike from the Queens

A man of true power, who beats up drug dealers and sends the homeless OUT of HIS pub. Bottles benches and sorts bitches out.

You know who I love? Mike from the Queens

by Chundering December 13, 2019

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 2, 2003

The Queens

A bar in the small town called Battleford where EVERY local gathers on friday nights and get litty titty. It looks like a crack house because the owners let people write all over the walla with chalk and theres coke line stains in the girls bathroom toilet paper dispensers. Its a really nice time if youre local, have an excessive drinking problem and love the smell of too much dick.

"Fuck ya lets meet up at the Queens after this"

"The Queens is lit as fuck tonight"

"I cant go to the Queens tonight ill get arrested"

by -that one you want to fuck March 19, 2017