In the post

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.

by JJP770 June 12, 2018

ring the post

v. In ice hockey, it means to barely miss a goal when a shot eludes the goaltender, yet deflects back into play after hitting either the left or right goalpost. A hard rubber puck shot at high velocity makes a "ringing" sound, much like that of a bell, when it hits the metal goalpost, thus "ring(ing) the post." You can also "ring the crossbar" if a rising shot hits the top bar connecting the goalposts. The goaltender is considered very lucky if he is bailed out by such an event.

Wisconsin would have beat Minnesota by an even greater margin if they didn't ring the post five times. Man their goalie is a great big sieve.

by What U. Waant May 18, 2006

ride the post

An action word for describing a homosexual.

I think Ted over there likes to ride the post

by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

badge in the post

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

in the post

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

by bigpete May 30, 2004