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the fetal position

the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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The Jay Position

When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority
by Looney_Man October 25, 2022
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The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
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The pyramid position

Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.
-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021
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the pancake position

When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!
by TheMightyness September 26, 2004
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The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position
by rydex5 October 26, 2014
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The Cody Position

Fucking doggystyle with a plate of fries on their back. When they ejaculate, they dip the fries in the fluid and feed it to their partner.
So bro I totally tried the Cody Position on my girl last night and she totally went with it man.
by SleepyDerpppp September 21, 2016
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