Tadpole Gourmet

A male homosexual.

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."

by Cheez Head January 21, 2009

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

gourmet race

The act of running a marathon while devouring large amounts of food.

A mimigame in Kirby.

Man: Let's run a gourmet race!

Man 2: No way man you always beat me.

Man: TELL NO ONE!!!

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

gourmet shot

A swift attack to a man's groin using any manner of objects, such as the foot or a Hockey stick.

If he gets in your way give him the gourmet shot!

by Jedirabiz July 3, 2005

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

noodle gourmet

n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj

My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.

by sis n hen September 3, 2006

gourmet tobacco

The expensive smoke... MARIJUANA!

"I don't smoke cigarettes, I only smoke the gourmet tobacco."

by squirrel girl February 9, 2006