Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.

John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."

Shaved-the-Goat by cooliestcat January 16, 2010

shaved the goat 

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

shaved the goat by Robyso May 30, 2006

slaughter the goat 

to do copious amounts of cocaine

Oh, excuse me, my appointment with Lucifer is in five, and I have to go slaughter the goat.

slaughter the goat by wanderingjack February 22, 2014

Sweating the Goat 

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

Sweating the Goat by woadkil August 20, 2008

Scott "the goat" 

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.

Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".

Scott "the goat" by The goat 82 October 11, 2020

soap the goat 

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

soap the goat by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023

Scaring the Goat 

Phrase

One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.

Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!

Scaring the Goat by Bounceback January 25, 2024