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When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

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When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

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by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019
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When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.
"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."
by Ran-demise October 26, 2020
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When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)
by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023
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The reckoning of all of the fuckery in one's life in order to forward. Psychologists also refer to this as "integration" - the positive experience of psychological maturity.
Holy shit, it's the fuckening. I hated XXXX and was incapable of XXXX because it is directly related to this singular event and the negative way that event made me feel. By removing the negative associations to that event, I can now experience XXXX in a new and positive way.
by Music Club January 17, 2019
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When your cat(s) start tearing the house apart at 3 AM running around like they're possessed
When you hear the sound of your cat full speed sprinting and objects breaking late at night, you know the fuckening has commenced.
by The_Cat_Wrangler June 17, 2019
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When you start seeing ghosts but they make you horny so you try to fuck them. You thrust through them and snap your penis on your wall.
Doctor: how did you snap your penis

Man: the fuckening

Doctor: it’s happened to all of us
by Faheem Zanker July 16, 2019
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When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.
by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018
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