Coomer

A perverted individual that tends to preform or support sexual activities done by themselves, others or both in a unmoral standard.
The man asks to have sex with any person in any manner, such a filthy Coomer!
by GrandDadio May 27, 2020
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Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it
Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...
by coolkid4evr November 01, 2019
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Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.
Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!
by r3tardslol January 20, 2020
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Coomer

American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.
NpcMob: Ban porn!
Guy: What about freedom of cho...
NpcMob: Ok coomer!
by r3tardslol January 20, 2020
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look at that, Pulliam is being a coomer again
by Billy Rickman September 30, 2020
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Coomer

In reference to a boomer who has failed No Nut November
by CrispyNuggins November 06, 2019
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Coomer

People inbetween Boomers & Zoomers Who are cool
by Coomers March 11, 2020
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