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The Brad

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The term used to describe what to do when a hot chick, that is too hot for her own good and uses that hotness as an abusive power, is giving a guy head and he wraps his legs around her head and lets out a massive fart in her face.
"Dude, this bitch was going down on me last night but she was totally using me to get back at her boyfriend... so I gave her The Brad."
by camtangled October 28, 2008
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The Brad

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Inhumane, where's Brad, can't speak English, always a vibe.
by Thebradswife May 15, 2021
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Chicken of the Beads

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Male secretion, also known as jizz. Derived from chicken of the sea
After Joe jerked off, his hands were covered in his Chicken of the Beads.
by JumboCookie December 16, 2008
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the brad paradox

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Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process
Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example
by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021
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The Brad Flip

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Being and absolute fucking retard and combining acid, coke, lean, xans, and weed.
Some retard who did the brad flip: bro i brad flipped so fucking hard i almost died
by tekkstasy November 7, 2023
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When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.
Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”
by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026
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clamping on the beads

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A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"
"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"
by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024
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