that's the way the cookie crumbles 

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Dean May 29, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

that's the way the cookie crumbles by brendan May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

that's the way the cookie crumbles by acetone May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004