rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat

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by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014

Testoclesius

An idiot and troll of the Quake3World.com/Raw-One.com forums.

Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.

That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!

by :) November 22, 2004

Testoclesius

Puffy nippled, mullet haired aussy that wears a giant helmet. Often spouts, "Nerd" or "Slaughtered" while spending countless hours on an interforum calling himself a playboy, when in fact he still lives with his mum.

That poser is such a Testoclesius. Did you see Genxgenius doing Testoclesius?

by schnoogie November 22, 2004

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

Bull Testicles

Where redbull comes from

Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?

by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018