Irish Telegraph

How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.

Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!

by moreff November 7, 2011

BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE

BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE; something conor does

anybody that communicates via bush telegraph wire is a conor there for a fucking cunt face you should never ever trust with anything EVER.

by meetjoeblack October 21, 2010

Telegraph Line

A song from Schoolhouse Rock, which depicts a Civil War-esque delivery boy sending messages and death threats to various people in the song. Telegraph Line is also famously known for having a robot with a lit-up screen being sexually abused by Mr. Hand, mainly in the areas of the foot.

Hey, there's a telegraph line, you got yours and I got mine; it's called the nervous system!!!!!!!!!!!!! And everybody understands, those telegram commands, and you know that everybody better listen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 28, 2022