teenie 

Somebody who is obssessed with a famous person, because of their looks and not the talent. They usually type in upper and lower case letter alternately and over-exaggerate punctuatuation. They are also too lazy to write in proper English and are usually Chav-ettes.

"LyK OmFgZzZ UsHeR Iz GoN mArrY ME IniT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!112344^%878 So KeEp UR DuRtY HaNdz Of gUrLz!£U£*"

"ItZ ClLEd TXT TLK!!""£ MiNga!"

teenie by Me March 11, 2005

teenie bopper 

A trendy immature little girl who's the result of watching years of MTV fake reality shows like Next, Room Raiders, Laguna Beach, wears Abercrombie, American Eagle, Hollister and atleast one piece of Tiffany's jewelery bought of course by their parents or pathetic boyfriends. These girls go through all stages of their lives driving daddy's car, using their brand new $2000 cell phone and having everything handed to them. A horrible day in one of these little girls lives is seeing someone at school wearing the EXACT SAME shirt!! OMG!! (And knowing what that means). They live to read about celebrities lives and things like Brad and Angelina's newest adopted disaster waiting to happen.

Teenie Boppers: Go to any movie theater on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday night inside and hanging outside so you can't walk. Walk around ASU campus and check out some sorority girls. Those girls that would just die if Starbucks closed down.

...I by no means am gay or don't like girls, trust me I have had my fair share of Asu little slut bags but even I get annoyed as shit with them during daylight sober hours... :)

teenie bopper by Rob Luto January 1, 2009

teenies

1)(Usually) teenaged girls/boys who try so hard be alternative and not to be part of "mainstream" culture that they get pulled into another "mainstream" culture invented for them while thinking noone else is like them.

2)Usually underage drinkers and usually in early teens. They usually drink too much and take too many drugs often vomiting and needing medical assistance waisting valuable medical staff's time. At the time they may be crying or something similar but then in a few days time this event will go down in theirs and the other teenies minds as a heroic event and they will try to bring up the topic of them vomiting at every possible opurtunity recounting the tale with them as a hero.

Teenies teenies teenies

teenies by Meloph August 4, 2006

teenie 

1.All those fucking people who only like bands like Green Day cos they think Billie Joe is hot! They probably dont even listen to them!
2.people who only like bands because everyone else likes them! *damn teenies* like the stoooopid people who luv Britney then go straight to Blink because they are way cooler!
3. people also known as a trendy
4. people who send death threats to the GF's of wives of famous people just cos their jelus!

*omfg i hate aedrienne! she doesnt deseave billie Joe he should dump that bitch and marry me!*
piss off ya teenie why would he want a whore like you!

teenie by Dookie Drummer! April 25, 2005

teenie 

A teenager who doesn't appreciate the band for what they'e achieved throughout thier musical carrier. They only care about the bands Frontman's looks, about 80% of the time a teenie won't have a clue what the other members of the bands names are, they just wabba screw the lead singer!
They don't know any of the bands older songs, just their new songs. and they commonly misspell the front mans name too.
Teenies also go against the band who's front man they wanna fuck, say they like the lead singer of Green Day:

Actual Fan: What's your favourite Green Day song?
Teenie: American idiot, its like sooooooo deep
Actual fan: Mine's hitchin' a ride.
Teenie: WOW! OMG! OMG! OMG! have they come out with a new album already?! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
Actual fan: no, shut the fuck up you teenie...creature thing...
Teenie:did you know I wanna fuck billy-jo?
Actual fan: ITS BILLIE-JOE! YOU TURD!
Teenie: who are the other peoples...Tre ice...Mick Dirt
(now outraged) actual fan: you call your self a fan, Its TRE COOL, and MIKE DIRNT! NOW GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR PINK SHIT!!!!

teenie by Tunny June 11, 2006

teenie 

1. Term used to describe a teenaged girl who claims to be a bands number one fan but only knows a maximum of 4 songs. Tends to only like the band because they find the frontman to be good looking and hates the frontman's wife/girlfriend. Might send death threats to said wife or girlfriend. Stereotyped to type with unreadable lingo,exclamation points becoming ones,bad spelling,and lower case to caps letters (e.g.: LyKEE OMGGg!!!11 BILLy jO ArSTRong IzzzZ SOOOO HaWt!!!113212325)

2.What fans of a band like Green Day call people who gush over one of the members to make themselves and their insecureties feel better.

1. "OMGGGG!!1 I LovE GooDDd ChARlOttE!!!1 ThEY R My fAAavorITE BAndD!!! JoEL izz SExxI!!!"
(when asked what their favorite song is)
"..."

2. "You think he's hot? WHO CARES? Its about the music! You're such a teenie! Not a real fan like I am!"

teenie by Reto December 28, 2005

teenie 

*also known as teenie boppers or posers*

1. a bunch of little fuckers who like bands like Good Charlotte, Mest, etc. because its "cool" to like them or because they think the guys in the bands are hot and never pay attention to the music. They are very pathetic and scream out things like "Marry me Benji!" at concerts.

2. people who like hilary duff, britney spears, avril (*cough, cough* poser! *cough, cough*) , and other shit like that.

3. the people mentioned above who try to be "punk" or whatever just because they see avril doing it.

Teenies make me want to vomit. I want to cut their heads off with a dull knife. I want to shove those goddamn ties they wear up their asses.

teenie by IwAnNaRiOt1218 January 18, 2004