by Secrets Never cease February 25, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
by tjlala October 28, 2012
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.
First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.
What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.
What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. by prettypreppp July 5, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. by shamuuu4evaa. March 22, 2009
Get the Taylor Lautnermug. Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?
Taylor fan#2-I know!
Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
Taylor fan#2-I know!
Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010
Get the Taylor Lautnermug.