A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.
Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there
Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers
by MFG.24 June 16, 2025
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