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Taquatche 

When you and your bestfriend are at a sleepover and one says start recording and leaves the room but walkes in right after and says "its the main taquatche cuh feel the wrath of my cock" and aggressively slams a spoon on their leg
Hey trisha feel the wrath of the main taquatche cock
Hey Melanie Martinez look its the main taquache
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Taquatche 

A person who has a disease, usually sexual or one caused by bad hygeine or health standards. Such person can be smelly due to poor hygeine, does things in their personal life that can cause you to shake your head or cringe. Usually placing the individual on par with a diseased, disgusting rodent or marsupial.
Look at John, he got a blowie from that nasty girl/dude and got herpes. What a taquatche.
Taquatche by Rhinoceruss May 1, 2022

Takuache 

A takuache is translated to possum. A takuache is also a young man with a Chevy Silverado or a GMC Sierra. Takuaches like to go to truck meets, and burn out their trucks. They usually use their dad's truck. Some common phrases takuaches say are ; No quema cuh, Mamalona, Toxica, Puro trokiando cuh,Si quema cuh, A webo cuh, Puro V8 cuh, Cuh.
The takuache is going to the truck meet. Or. Takuache cuh.
Takuache by El De La V8 November 4, 2020

Takuache 

Person that dresses in American fighter shirts,expensive jeans,boots or sperrys,they also wear hats and sometimes have their ears pierced.Typically gets around in a dropped Chevy Silverado.
Aye foo there’s a lot of takuaches at the quincienera.
Takuache by Father.bulian February 16, 2019

Takuache 

A person who dresses in American fighting gear but is not athletic himself, often gets tats and/or his ears pierced, drives a dropped Chevy Silverado trucks called “la Mamalona,” meets the clika at burnouts or truck meets, says “Cuh” after every sentence, gets a line up with a side fade, has either a mullet or short haircut yet still wear baseball caps with their gfs name on the side or playboy symbol if he’s a maniaco and single, listens to corridos quebrados, and drinks and smokes
Ese takuache pulled up with the mamalona cuh.

Y si cema cuh?
Qué onda cuh?
Is on sight cuh
Takuache by Chato Poético March 24, 2021

Tacuaches 

Slang word used to describe a Latino that is ratchet in a sense.
Typically ones that drive dropped trucks.
Always use “cuh” in every sentence.
Wears American Fighter clothing with cowboy boots.
Listens to Narco corridos.
Drinks Buchanan’s.
Swears they works for a cartel but really they work in a 9-5.
Uses their father’s trucks to go to truck meets.
Usually have a sticker on truck of the truck group they belong in.
“There goes a tacuache in a dropped truck burning tire.”

“Vamos a quemar llanta cuh.”

Tlacuache; Spanish word for opossum.

Tacuache: a derogatory term for a certain type of Latino.

Tacuaches: A person of latino descent that acts in a hot shot manner.
Tacuaches by Road ranger September 24, 2019
Mexican slang for someone trokiando. They own a truck and show it off, blasting Mexican paisa music
#TROKIANDOCUHHH
“That taquache with the black Silverado is so hot
Taquache by Trokiandocuhhh June 15, 2019
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