tardy late

To be extremely late so much that being fashionably late is unacceptable as your tardy to being late (like two hours late)

last time she was trying to be fashionably late to the party she overstepped her timeslot and was tardy late. I decided not to invite her to the next one so bitch knew not to mess with me. Fashionably late Bitch don't do this to me unacceptable no time management

by Meaning 37 November 5, 2013

Tardy dard

A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

YOU ARE A TARDY DARD, DARDY TARDY. FAARRTY TARD!!!!!

by Dik hed July 31, 2017

Tardy boys

A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.

Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

tardy patch

If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

by hexicon September 12, 2006