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andrew talamante by lacat July 5, 2018
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Talimancer by Neutral000 April 6, 2010
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Salamanca
A city in western Spain, located on top of a big, flat mountain. It was made famous thanks to a battle at which the Duke of Wellington’s British and Portuguese troops thrashed the French while the Duke’s Spanish allies enjoyed a relaxing siesta after a hearty lunch of pig (see “Cuisine” below).
PEOPLE - Populated by a curious mixture of Castilian locals (“Salmantinos”) and American students. For nine months of the year, the Salmantinos walk the streets, wearing at least four layers of clothing, a hat, scarf and gloves, and complaining about the cold. For the other three months, they wear at least two layers of clothing and a hat, and complain about the heat. At all times, the Americans walk the streets, remarking that everything is “gee, really neat”. Both the Salmantinos and Americans secretly wished that they lived in Andalusia.
CLIMATE - Cold, very cold, f**king freezing, or f**king boiling.
ACCENT - The Salmatinos (unsuccessfully) mimick the accent of their better-spoken neighbours, the good people of Valladolid.
CUISINE - The Salmantinos enjoy a varied diet of roast pig, pork sausages and ham, sometimes eating a stew made with all three and a few boiled chickpeas thrown in. Fish lovers can choose from trout stuffed with ham or trout wrapped in ham. On special occasions (see below), it is traditional to eat a pig pasty.
SPECIAL OCCASIONS - On the second Monday after Easter Sunday, the Salmantinos celebrate the return of prostitutes to the city following Lenten abstinence. Female Salmantinos bake a pig pasty which is eaten by male Salmantinos so they have lots of energy for their evening in the puticlub (brothel).
MONUMENTS - The Plaza Mayor features a plaque to the City’s founder, the Duke of Wellington. Not content with one cathedral, the city has two - both of which are quite good.
THINGS TO DO - Learn genuine Salamancan Spanish - “¡Ay, qué frío! ¡Ay, qué calor! ¡Ojalá viviera en Andalucía!" - with a genuine Salamancan accent - “Gee, Salamanca es una ciudad realmente neat!”. Alternatively, catch a train to Portugal, Avila or Valladolid.
PEOPLE - Populated by a curious mixture of Castilian locals (“Salmantinos”) and American students. For nine months of the year, the Salmantinos walk the streets, wearing at least four layers of clothing, a hat, scarf and gloves, and complaining about the cold. For the other three months, they wear at least two layers of clothing and a hat, and complain about the heat. At all times, the Americans walk the streets, remarking that everything is “gee, really neat”. Both the Salmantinos and Americans secretly wished that they lived in Andalusia.
CLIMATE - Cold, very cold, f**king freezing, or f**king boiling.
ACCENT - The Salmatinos (unsuccessfully) mimick the accent of their better-spoken neighbours, the good people of Valladolid.
CUISINE - The Salmantinos enjoy a varied diet of roast pig, pork sausages and ham, sometimes eating a stew made with all three and a few boiled chickpeas thrown in. Fish lovers can choose from trout stuffed with ham or trout wrapped in ham. On special occasions (see below), it is traditional to eat a pig pasty.
SPECIAL OCCASIONS - On the second Monday after Easter Sunday, the Salmantinos celebrate the return of prostitutes to the city following Lenten abstinence. Female Salmantinos bake a pig pasty which is eaten by male Salmantinos so they have lots of energy for their evening in the puticlub (brothel).
MONUMENTS - The Plaza Mayor features a plaque to the City’s founder, the Duke of Wellington. Not content with one cathedral, the city has two - both of which are quite good.
THINGS TO DO - Learn genuine Salamancan Spanish - “¡Ay, qué frío! ¡Ay, qué calor! ¡Ojalá viviera en Andalucía!" - with a genuine Salamancan accent - “Gee, Salamanca es una ciudad realmente neat!”. Alternatively, catch a train to Portugal, Avila or Valladolid.
Salamanca
The best city in Spain, without a doubt, full of culture, history, awesome nightlife, hot chicks and a shit ton of American exchange students. Has the third oldest university in Europe although it is massively overrated and the guys who run it just want your cash.
Salamanca by WillieSpency December 28, 2020
salamanca moment
when you're playing a rts game involving countries and you attempt to invade a country but leave one city which keeps them alive
(taken from when i was playing video game with my cousin)
"I am gonna form euro-tannia if thats ok with you, so i go take spain first" I say as i invade spain then annex it
"YOU LEFT ONE CITY TO SPAIN" my cousin says, then he says the fabled words
"salamanca moment" in reference to the only city spain owned after i invaded it, Salamanca
"I am gonna form euro-tannia if thats ok with you, so i go take spain first" I say as i invade spain then annex it
"YOU LEFT ONE CITY TO SPAIN" my cousin says, then he says the fabled words
"salamanca moment" in reference to the only city spain owned after i invaded it, Salamanca
salamanca moment by lauchfromdarkages May 20, 2022
Salamanca school
Salamanca is full of kids vaping in the bathroom . Some kids are normal but most of them are just pick me or think their popular when everyone really don’t like them. Some kids switch up one day they like you the next day they hate you
Salamanca school by jskaokw November 4, 2021
madison talamantes
also known as moe
wears v-neck shirts
and is obsessed with his muscels
has a voyager
and mexican 1/2
cara is his best friend
wears v-neck shirts
and is obsessed with his muscels
has a voyager
and mexican 1/2
cara is his best friend
madison talamantes by tj from chinese May 11, 2009