Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

by C-Rob July 31, 2008

Taiki Nagao

A fay goat who is obsessed with onions. He does not know the meaning of life and asks Siri what it is. He doesn't have one by the way.

You're such a taiki nagao, you don't have a life.

by ˙ˆ¨˙ˆø˙ˆ¨˙ˆ¨ø©ƒ¨∂†®¨∂￥†ƒˆ￥¨©¨˙ November 28, 2017

Taiki Nagao

A fay goat who is obsessed with onions. He does not know the meaning of life and asks Siri what it is. He doesn't have one by the way. One time I saw him eating a burrito which was still frozen and already rotten. You know you're a taiki when you find yourself getting told that you are a phagot. If you are a taiki you don't know how to eat an onion properly.

You're such a taiki nagao, you don't have a life.

by ˙ˆ¨˙ˆø˙ˆ¨˙ˆ¨ø©ƒ¨∂†®¨∂￥†ƒˆ￥¨©¨˙ November 28, 2017

Taiki Noda

a hot and tall man from Japan -- Fukuoka. very soft and cute. so passionate about a better life. although he looks quiet but once you get to know him he is really a funny guy. very good at sports and good at seducing. be careful when getting to know him because he has a tendency to cheat.

the man had a nice body and a very handsome face. it must be Taiki Noda.

by Dear You November 22, 2021

taiki

taiki is an urban legend that will suddenly appear in front of you to haunt you if u use your camera flash to take pics when you are in your room. legend says that he will laugh and teleports to you closer whenever u take another pic with your flash on.

a: have you met taiki before?

b: no why?

a: ahh i met it before cuz i used my camera flash and i thought i was going to die

by hikaruvq January 21, 2023

Takniki

Hindi version of the English word 'Technological'.

A Takniki problem has emerged in the systems.

by Shaurya_23 June 1, 2023

Takiri

Takiri will cut chu.Lots a sass&a nice round ass.Cat like eyes that hypnotize.down for her friends&won't ever take your man,but he may go for her cause she's that amazing.hold onto your girlfriend too, she enjoys the best of both worlds.loyal,and always down to ride, but she has a sweet&sensitive nature as well.

friend: girl he yelled at me
Takiri:sabes que I will take him out for you
friend:you are so good to me
Kiri:I got your back even when I'm not standing right behind you

by MaiThai88 August 23, 2011