Tabletop booty

A butt that is so big and fine that you could metaphorically "eat off of it" like a table.

Man- wow, look at the tabletop booty she got.
Woman- you know I got that fine tabletop booty girl

by fandomlover October 19, 2015

tabletop booty

A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.

Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !

Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!

by fandomlover October 15, 2015

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.

by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023