hows the weather up there

A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.

Person 1 "Hows the weather up there?"
Person 2 "Fuck you."

hows the weather up there by Jackalfu March 20, 2017

Bit under the weather 

Feeling sick or unhealthy.

I'm feeling a bit under the weather. So, I'm not comin' to office.

Bit under the weather by Arun Prakash September 13, 2006

Over the weather 

To be high; stoned; or etc

Jared: Bro i’m so over the weather
Rocco: I told you not to smoke that blunt

Over the weather by Big pebble July 10, 2019

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

News Not the Weather by B. Hanback February 10, 2009

The news and the weather 

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

The news and the weather by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008

whats the weather like today 

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather

You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb”

whats the weather like today by Urning April 20, 2018

Stay Above the Weather 

The act of remaining incessantly positive despite conditions that are less than ideal

Person 1: I just lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my

goldfish died.

Person 2: Don't let it get you down! Stay Above the Weather!

Stay Above the Weather by StayAbovetheWeather November 29, 2011