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It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.
by EpicPedroGame_r January 28, 2022
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Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"
Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"
by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011
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poop't up squak

a slightly more polite version of "fucked up shit."
when i noticed that the football players in the locker room all had weasels hanging out of their bums i ran and told everyone about that poop't up squak!
by dahosebeast April 7, 2003
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poop't up squak

i saw some poop't up squak in the dressing room of the transvestite clothing store!
by devi December 18, 2002
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pooty T

the action a disloyal motherfucker commits when he comes around for false reasons, such as getting sympathy, or hooking up.
I thought the guy was pretty cool then he started pulling Pooty Ts and being dodgy; after he met my girl's friend we never heard from him again.
by nolipz October 22, 2003
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E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.
My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.
by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012
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You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021
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