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swissjak

A soyjak, shown with a swiss flag.
depicting swiss people brag about their country, currency etc...
swissjak:"My country is so good!! my currency is so good!! my country is so good!!"

Normal Person:"Wow... what a swissjak."
by Breadduck3 January 4, 2024
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Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Swisspork

A brutal, no-holds-barred sex move named after the airport ground crew, where the “handler” goes full-on raw sausage mode — sloppy, greasy, and borderline uncooked.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.
Mate, she wasn’t ready for Manny’s Swisspork — felt like a raw sausage getting rough handled in Terminal 3.
by HorseCoq August 11, 2025
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