Swedge

A little known term for the rolling up of toilet roll and pushing up your butt when you leave the bathroom, but haven't quite finished.

Example>

Janie: Derek, are you done in the bathroom yet? Hurry up and get the fuck out!

Derek: Don't you hurry me woman, or i'm going to have to swedge it, and neither of us want that do we.





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by mkk lehh! July 11, 2008

Swedge

The state of being super atch that everyone wants to be your friend

Jack Westrich is super swedge

by blissboyjmo234ney May 19, 2017

swedge

to leave a shop without paying

that's a stupid shop to let everyone swedge of 'em like that

by abi and harriets great words April 23, 2005

swedge up

A MDMA infused rave to Drum and Bass. Mainly used in the UK

You rolling to that swedge up tonight g?

by CB4 DRILLA November 04, 2016

Swedge dog

When a girls vagina is too big or loose, you throw a peice of meat such as a hot dog or steak in the girls vagina and get a little dog such as a chiuaua or cockerspaniel and when he enters the vagina to get the meat you fuck the dog to make it a tight pussy

-Hey man did you fuck Destiny last night?
-Yeah man but, I had to Swedge dog it so now i got dog shit all over my dick

by jewbacha coon April 05, 2010

Swedge

Swag but sharp at the same time
Swag with an edge

he's so Swedge that I can't even compete

by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021