Swag Disciple

The helpers of the Swag Pope who spread the word of swag around the world. In order to receive this title a test must be given to determine the swag level in someone. If deemed worthy they will be assigned an area and must teach the poor and meek the ways of swag.

Man 1: Why is that priest movin' like Bernie?

Man 2: Man dat ain't a priest, dat's a swag disciple!

by Swag Disciple July 8, 2011

Swag Drop

When someone does something to kill the mood, or just embarrassing. Thus, their Swag level drops.

-"Hey, throw me a beer."
(drops beer while trying to catch it)
-"Swag Drop. Don't even pick it up."

by StankFace October 12, 2010

Swag Donkey

Someone who says the word swag and claims to possess it.

You are such a swag donkey.
Do you see that swag donkey over there with his ninja turtle backpack?

by swag daddy incorporated January 14, 2014

swag down

When something happens that makes you swag appeal plummet.

A group of guys are playing basketball around a group of girls and one guy decides to show off and try to dunk. He misses completely and makes a fool of himself, therefore, swag down

by trevozza August 23, 2011

Swag Delight

Having Swag Delight is when you've got the Swag but you're totally chilled about it.

"Bro! You're the person with the most Swag I know!"
"Nah bro, not a big deal."
"Dude, he's got the Swag delight!"

by bennjoYo September 4, 2016

Swag Drag

It's what you do when a stipper tells you she is getting off dancing for you. In order to prove she isn't faking it you have to give her the swag drag. The swag is rubbing her pussy with your index and middle finger to make sure she is wet and then drag your fingers under your nose to smell that sweet cunt juice.

Kyle: Aww dude did that stripper tell you she was getting wet dancing for you?
Randy: Yea but I gave her the swag drag to make sure she wasn't fucking with me to get more dances and money.

Kyle: Damn I didn't know hoes here freaked like that. We better get a couple bottles and a private room to pound some pussy in.

by Jraad October 7, 2013

Swag daddy

The sexiest motherfucker you will ever meet in your life. A Swag Daddy is funny, cool, and fun to talk and hang out with. They are classy & have many women interested in them. They are the ultimate lady's man. Swag Daddy's bodies are like the bodies of the Gods. They have super big dicks & very sexually passionate. They might be assholes or tease you but once you get to know them they tend to be very caring. They swag everything out. Swag daddy's don't tend to be in relationships because they are picky when it comes to women, but once they are, they make your life swagged out & amazing.

Friend: Hey Michele it's a swag daddy!
Michele: Omg I love me a swag daddy!

Friend: You better get him!
Michele: He can be my swag papi! I'm so aroused & thirsty! Swag daddy quench my thirst! I love you swag daddy!

by Hoodninja December 3, 2014