sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

by josjr May 31, 2007

crowd surfing

When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.

The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.

by Nest November 17, 2005

carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006

Cow Surfing

Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.

Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!

by ERROR_NAN July 28, 2010

Dick-slurping run

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave

Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"

by roscoeuk April 7, 2015

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004