Suri

The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.

L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.

by winegirly May 2, 2006

Suri

Suri is the kindest person you’ll meet, a little shy at first but when you get to know her more she’ll warm up to you. She a real one when it comes to the homework answers and brings food. If you get injured though best believe home girl finna laugh at you. Don’t ever let go of a Suri

Suri is dummy thick

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Suri

The female equivalent to a bastard or someone born out of wedlock. Named after the TomKat spawn.

She's a suri, but there are rumors that the parents may marry some day.

by Dreamworld May 17, 2006

Suri

The name of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby. Chosen by them because it means, "Red rose" in Persian.

Tori: That Tom Cruise is crazy! Kit: Katie Holmes is a douche! Rilex: That Suri is the anti-christ! But at least she has a pretty name.

by FinKit July 30, 2008

Suri

1. The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, She is smart but funny(not in an annoying way)
2.She will be the best person you will ever meet

"OMG I saw Suri she is like so hot"

by asstheticfrog.. September 15, 2019

Sury

Sury - A Person who cannot stop masturbating and smears the jizz all over their face, screaming IM A BIG KID NOW!

Hey man, my 18 year old is a sury! *sad face*

by Doughlicious August 23, 2011

Suri

Suri is a goddess...she is has awesome dress game and she don’t play in the fucking bed... SHE GO HARD!! if you got a Suri then your name must be daeshawn because the daeshawn boys are usually in luv with her. And usually they succeed to be with a Suri because Suri’s like daeshawns too. Suris have AWESOME dress game too! So if you want a Suri and ur name isn’t daeshawn then my prayers go out to you.

Boy 1: yo dude do you have a girlfriend?!
Daeshawn: of course dude her name is suri!
Boy 1: damn dude you hit the jack pot

by Skskskskksksksksksk October 10, 2019